Yeah, I think we might need a few more drinks before we tackle anything horny.
‘What about: two lies and a truth – I prefer to play it that way,’ Honey suggests. ‘Losers have to drink.’
‘He’ll be sloshed then,’ Camilla says, nodding towards Tony.
‘Erm, I’m great at games,’ Tony protests.
‘Whatever, I just mean you’re a loser,’ Camilla says.
He scowls at her. It’s hard to tell for sure but these two either despise each other, or they’re madly in love. Sometimes the two aren’t that dissimilar.
We start with Tony, he’s raring to go. He’s used to living his life on the small screen, so he thrives when the spotlight is on him.
He rubs his jaw thoughtfully.
‘All right, here are mine,’ he begins. ‘One: I once dated Dua Lipa. Two: I can speak fluent Portuguese. Three: I cried duringFast and Furious 7.’
Camilla doesn’t even blink.
‘The last one. Obviously,’ she says. ‘The other two are impressive, the last one is pathetic.’
‘That film was emotional,’ Tony claps back.
‘So I’m right?’ Camilla confirms.
‘Let’s just move on,’ Tony says.
So she is right.
Camilla’s turn is next. Hers are so on-brand.
‘I once had dinner with a duke, I was expelled from school for fighting, and I don’t like champagne,’ she offers up.
‘The first one is the truth,’ I say. ‘Because I cannot imagine you fighting.’
‘And everyone likes champagne,’ she replies. ‘Correct.’
Then Honey goes.
‘I have two degrees. I still sleep with a night light. And I think you’re all amazing.’
‘Aww, you’re so sweet,’ Ozzy says. ‘We love you too.’
‘Bit much,’ Camilla adds. ‘But, yes, okay. Lockie, what about you? Your turn.’
I take a sip of rum and feel the heat in my mouth, and the booze surge through my veins.
‘Okay, okay,’ he says, draining another coconut. ‘One: I always seem to get in trouble. Two: I lied on my application form for the show. Three: I’ve never been in love.’
‘You totally lied on your form. Everyone does,’ Honey says.
‘Oh yeah, what was the lie on yours?’ he replies.
She pretends to zip her lips closed and looks away.
‘Maybe it’s the last one,’ Camilla says. ‘Lockie, have you ever been in love?’
‘I kinda want everyone to answer that question,’ Honey adds.
