“Hey! Not my circus, not my monkey!” Sadie exclaims, holding her hands up.
“Sadie’s innocent!” I say stepping in between Sadie and Katherine; they have a tumultuous relationship at best. “I asked her to keep my secret, I didn’t want everyone to know until we had some time to ourselves, but that reporter had to drag Archer’s private life to the forefront which resulted in him having to go public withour relationship. I asked him if it was possible to keep my identity a secret because I don’t want people all up in my shit.”
Leanne ever the peacekeeper steps in, “Okay that’s enough, Ellie has a right to privacy and honestly, I get it. Not everyone is comfortable with everyone knowing about their sex and dating life Katherine.” She shoots Katherine a glare, having been subject to one too many of Katherine’s rather explicit sex stories.
Thank God that Henry left to talk to some of the businesses as soon as Archer did. I think I would have crawled into a hole and died had he witnessed this.
“Okay tell us everything. How did you two meet? What was your first date like, how long have you guys been together?” Jess asks.
“How’s the sex?!” Katherine interjects.
Sighing, I begin to answer. “We met in college. We had history class together and hung out a bit. Then he transferred and we didn’t talk for like ten years until I slid into his DMs doing my best Kris Jenner impression after that really shitty loss to the Chimeras. We met for coffee and it evolved from there.”
“You didn’t answer my question.” Katherine points out.
“The sex is phenomenal and that’s all you’re getting.” I shoot her a look.
“Just tell me,is he hung like a horse?”
I feel my cheeks heat up.
“She’s blushing.” Leanne points out. “That’s a yes!” Thankfully the inquisition gets cut short as kids and their families start to make their way around the event.
??Chapter 29??
Elle
Iwalk into Archer’s apartment, candy bags empty, but my heart full. Archer introduced himself as my boyfriend to my coworkers who at first were shocked but ecstatic. My coworkers are great and I know they won’t say anything that will disrupt the great chemistry we have at school.
Archer comes behind me and rubs my shoulders.
“How did you do it?”
“Do what?”
“Find the exact replica of my pirate costume from college?”
“Oh, easy! I have a picture of us.”
“You do? Can I see it?” He asks. I pull out my phone and search Halloween and the photo pops up since I recently favorited it. “Holy shit! How did I forget we took this?”
“Well you’ve been sacked a couple of times since this photo was taken.”
He rolls my eyes and slaps my ass, and a breathy moan escapes me. My cheeks are warm and I try to hide that I’m now turned on.
“You liked that?” I hear the smirk in his voice. I swallow and nod.
“Good to know.” He kisses my neck, sending goosebumps across my body. “You know, I recently discovered I have a Ghostbusters’ fantasy.”
Laughing, I turn to face him. “Do you now? How recently did you discover this?”
“Tonight.” He grins.
“Well, you wore the eyeliner for me, it’s only fair I return the favor.” I say leading him to the couch and urging him to sit. “Tell me more about his recent fantasy of yours.”
“Well,” Archer swallows. “It starts a lot like this, and it ends with me inside you.”
“And the in-between?” I ask as I kneel between his legs running my hands up his thighs.
