I guess I’m not used to someone keeping up with me. Most people get frustrated and give up.
Harris:
By people, do you mean men??
Lucy:
Perhaps. And since we’re being honest—are you single??? For all I know, you have a wife hidden away somewhere.
Harris:
Wow. Going straight for the deep stuff, huh?
Lucy:
Just making conversation.
Harris:
I am single. No wife, no girlfriend, no secret family hidden away. You can breathe easy.
Lucy:
Good to know. For the record, I’m also single. No hidden husbands or boyfriends.
Harris:
I would hope not. That might complicate things.
Lucy:
So, why is someone like you single?
Harris:
It’s complicated.
Lucy:
Complicated how?
Harris:
I don’t have the best track record with relationships.
Lucy:
Care to elaborate?
Harris:
Let’s see ... my last relationship ended because she thought I was too focused on my job and not enough on her. Before that, it was my college girlfriend, who was pissed when I moved to another state for work and moved in with some buddies instead of her. I can’t win.
Lucy:
That sounds rough.
Harris: