Noted. Favorite coffee order?
Lucy:
Oat milk latte with cinnamon. Hazelnut.
Harris:
Adorable. Mine’s black. No nonsense.
Lucy:
Interesting . . .
Harris:
Would it make me sound like a pussy if I said this has been the best week ever, of my life?
Lucy:
Why do I feel like that sentiment might be an exaggeration? You’ve played in the Super Bowl.
Harris:
Yeah, but after you’ve done it once, doing it a second time doesn’t live up to the hype.
Lucy:
You areSo full of shitlol
Harris:
I’m offended by your lack of faith in me.
Lucy:
I found a video last night after you fell asleep and watched you eat two dozen pizza rolls straight from the microwave. Don’t talk to me about being offended. You haveNotaste.
Harris:
Pizza rolls are a sacred post-practice tradition.
Lucy:
Blah blah blah . . .
Harris:
How many people are in your next class?
Lucy:
Anywhere between 8 and 12 people show up, it all depends.
Harris:
Are you going to be glad to be rid of the guys?
Lucy:
