“Good,” Jason said slowly as he turned around and grunted when his little grasshopper ran into him as she attempted to renew her attack.
“Haley!” Jason said, trying to snap her out of it. She ignored him, trying to swing at the guy or whatever the hell she was doing. With an exasperated sigh, he threw her over his shoulder and headed for the door.
“You’re lucky, Ted! Next time, I will kick. Your. Ass!” she yelled.
Jason gave her bottom a patronizing pat. “I’m sure you have him quaking in his drawers, my little grasshopper. No need to scare him.”
She grabbed the waist of his jeans to help push herself up so that she could glare at the bastard. “Ass whooping! Next time, I’m not holding back!”
“Tell him to watch his back!” Mitch suggested, laughing.
Jason nearly rolled his eyes when Haley did just that. “Let’s get you home before you have the man wetting himself,” he said, sighing heavily.
“You’re lucky, punk!” she yelled, making him grin.
She was just so damn cute.
Haley grunted and kicked the covers off them.
“Are you going to whoop the sheet’s ass as well? Should I run to safety?” Jason asked, biting back a huge smile that was threatening to take over.
“It’s hot!” Haley said in a cute, little whiny voice. “And stop making fun of me. I totally kicked ass tonight,” she said with a sniff. “They might even have to ban me from the bar after tonight.”
He blinked. “For what?”
She rolled over onto her back away from him. “What do you mean for what? I started a brawl!”
“Really? When?”
“What do you mean when? You were there. You saw me kicking some ass!”
“That weird thing you were doing with your hands?” Jason asked only to add, “I thought you were having a seizure of some kind,” when she nodded.
She gasped and gave him a playful shove. “Jerk! I totally kicked his ass tonight and I could kick your ass.”
Jason looked at her for a moment before he burst out laughing. The entire bed shook as he laughed, probably harder than he’d ever laughed in his entire life. Tears streamed down his face as he gripped his side as a cramp started.
“Hey! Stop laughing at me! I’m a major threat, damn it!” her serious tone had him laughing harder. Damn, she was really killing him here. “Keep it up and I’m going to kick your ass with my fists of fury!”
Somehow, he managed to laugh harder. He really didn’t think it was possible, but he did.
“That’s it!” Haley snapped as she sat up, quickly straddled his hips and grabbed his arms. She tried to pin his arms down by his head. His laughter became more controlled as he quickly turned the tables on her and rolled over, pinning her beneath him. He didn’t bother pinning down her hands. Really, what was the point? He’d seen her in action, after all.
“Alright, my little grasshopper, kick my ass. I’m ready,” Jason said, grinning down at the small woman that was just too fucking adorable for words.
He made sure to keep his hips raised. No point in torturing himself, especially since she was only wearing a tiny camisole and pink cotton panties. She began pushing at his chest, trying to shove him off. When that didn’t work, she tried to kick him, and he thought she may have tried to twist his arm.
It was just sad.
“Come on, my little grasshopper, I’m ready any time you are. Show me some of that fury.”
Haley shoved and pulled harder, but still, he didn’t move.
“Seriously, I’m ready whenever you are,” Jason assured her.
She groaned loudly as she increased her attempts. Still, she couldn’t budge him.
He couldn’t stop himself from taunting her. She was just so damn cute. “Aw, is my little grasshopper getting tired? Where’s all that fury gone? Come on, let’s see those moves-”
