“Songs?” I liked songs. “What else? Cookies?”
“This tub gets deep really fast.” Daddy watched me careful as he wrapped me up in arms and bubbles so I didn’t float away like a boat. “I don’t know about promising cookies in the car.”
Messy cookies.
Kiss. Kiss.
“Now?” Ha. Daddy groaned. “Cookies in the car for a good boy.”
“When did I agree to that?” Daddy was so silly but I gave him more kisses and slippery snuggles. Slippery snuggles were the best. They made penises say hello. “Ah, that’s when.”
He was smart, so I gave him more kisses and a bubble hat.
“Hey.” Frowny Daddy was a silly Daddy. “You need to match.”
Bubble hat for me too.
“Now we match.” Daddy’s turn to give kisses. “You look so cute.”
“I like matching.” I liked wiggling too. “Look.”
I made Daddy lie down in the tub. It was so long he mostly fit and just had to spread his legs. Ha. Perfect. “See? Wiggly kisses. I’ll do it.”
Daddy got to relax and I wiggled.
“My turn.” I was Daddy and braced my arms and floated back and forth. Daddy relaxes and I do all the work. That was the plan. I was so smart. “You get to relax.”
“God, Chipmunk.” Daddy groaned as I rocked in the water. “This tub…”
“It’s big and I float.” The water went in really fast. “Oh, don’t put your penis in the water when it comes out, Daddy. It hurts.”
The water was fast. Daddy understood because he nodded and laughed, but more kisses and wiggles made Daddy moan.
Grown-up kisses made me giggle, but Daddy scrunched up his face and shivered.
“You are dangerous when you float.” Daddy said dangerous but he meant naughty because he made sounds…grown-up sounds. “That’s…I wasn’t sure this was…was what you meant when you wanted me to get in too.”
“The water is slippery.” And the bubbles made it fun. “I’m hiding. See?”
Tushy up.
Tushy down.
Tushy up.
Tushy down.
Daddy laughed and gave my tushy a pat. “Your bottom is playing Hide and Seek with the bubbles.”
“With Daddy.” That got more pats from Daddy, so I was sneaky. “Hide and Seek with Daddy.”
Tushy up higher.
Tushy down lower.
Oops…that was Daddy’s penis.
Ha.
