“See?” I flopped down over his lap and wiggled. “It didn’t eat your penis.”
Daddy made a worried sound. “I don’t know. It’s still feeling kind of angry. What if it bites when it gets startled?”
“Then don’t scare him, Daddy.” That wasn’t hard. “He’s just excited to get attention.”
They did that.
They liked attention.
“But what if I do?” He hummed and sighed. “What if I startle you in the bathroom and he attacks?”
“He’s very nice.” He was. He just liked attention. “I’ll show you.”
Ugh.
Daddies were hard work.
Someone should’ve told me.
“How?” Daddy was usually very smart, but he wasn’t smart after he had kissing time. “I can’t just go boo and see what happens.”
Maybe he had a point?
“Spank me.” He was going to have to. It was the only way. He’d be scared of my penis forever if we didn’t. “Then you’ll see.”
“Will you still love me if your penis attacks mine?” Daddy petted my head when I groaned and hid against the bed. “That doesn’t sound like a good enough answer.”
He worried about silly things.
Penis worries were better than a grumpy Daddy, though.
“Yes, I’ll still love you if your penis gets attacked but you have to promise to love me if my penis attacks yours. That’s only fair.” We had to be fair. I got attention. He got attention. We had to be fair. “It’s fair, Daddy.”
“Alright. Yes, that’s fair.” Daddy’s hand stroked lower down my back like he was using me as his thinking toy. Yep. He was playing with my butt. I was Daddy’s fidget toy. “I’m still worried, though. I might need hugs and cuddles if I get attacked.”
Daddy would need a doctor if he got attacked by my penis.
“Lots of attention, Daddy. Promise.” I liked giving him attention but he didn’t have to worry. “You’ll be okay. My penis likes you.”
It liked him a lot.
It always had.
“Thank you.” Daddy leaned over and kissed the back of my head. “I trust you, Chipmunk.”
He needed to trust my penis, not me, I was kind of sneaky.
Oh wow.
Daddy was sneaky too.
His hand came down and made a smacky sound and then heat flashed through me and my penis tried to get attention, but Daddy and me were both too distracted to give him any.
He’d wait.
Wow.
I got another one.
