“Have—” No. “You’re really distracting sometimes, but you said you wanted to spank me, right?”
One eyebrow went up.
Ugh.
“Try again. What were you going to ask first?” Stubbornness was setting in based on the expression he was wearing. “I’m really patient.”
And a pain in the butt.
“This is one of those safeword or answer situations, isn’t it?” I might’ve sighed just a tiny bit when he nodded. “Fine. Um, I was going to ask about your experience with spankings but then I realized that might be too personal.”
“I thought it would be something like that.” His smile came back as I got another ass pat. “I’m just going to say it takes me a while to warm up to people. So I haven’t spanked a sub who I would call my boy, but I took a class on how to do it safely.”
A class?
“You always say the most unexpected things.”
A class?
His grin made it tough to decide if I wanted to kiss him or shake him.
“I got access to my trust fund at twenty-one and the first thing I did was join a BDSM club. Like a real one. I don’t go to the club on regular nights or hook up with strangers, but I’ve taken a few private lessons with the owners.”
“You did it again.”
I was going to have to start charging him a dollar every time he said something weird.
Levi barked out a laugh. “Your face.”
“You did it.”
My mother was officially not the weirdest person I knew any longer.
“They’re kind of strange but really nice, and I’m well educated enough to know I will not hurt you unintentionally.” His eyes sparkled as he paused. “Come on. You know you want to say it.”
He was such a brat.
“You want to hurt me intentionally.”
He was so sexy when he got that look.
“Only in really good ways, Chipmunk.” Levi cupped my ass with both hands before squeezing it again. “Starting with you over my lap, but we can play with other things when we’re ready.”
I.
He.
We.
Wow.
“You really took lessons?”
I might’ve already asked that but it was what my brain kept circling back to.
“Yes.” Levi gave my ass a tiny pat and laughed when I squeaked. “I wasn’t going to spank random guys to figure outhow to do it. That’s stupid and not me. So I went to a reputable source to learn to do things like that safely.”
No random guys?