“So, you gon’ act like that’s not too much! Let me find out that fool like it in the booty! Let me find that shit out, and it’s gonna be a fucking problem tah-day!”
“See, now you got me thinkin’ ‘cause Ion know many men that like to have their ass licked.”
“Or dick sucked from the back, bitch! Don’t leave that part out like that shit’s okay.”
“Will you chill! The sucking dick from the back part isn’t as bad as you think.”
“That’s your story, boo.”
“I’m just saying, yeah, it’s different, but it doesn’t mean that he likes it in the booty, sis. It’s really not all that you makin’ it seem. Now the licking his ass part, that got me feeling some typeof way. I was completely taken off guard and offended to say the least.”
“I bet you were!” Dawn interjected. “Boy, that fool lucky he pulled that shit with you. I wish a motherfucker WOULD ask me some shit like that.”
“Don’t start?—”
“Don’t start what?” Dawn asked, cutting me off. “That clown tried you!”
“He definitely did that because he snapped and left and hasn’t been back home since.”
“I thought that he didn’t care for or like Shane?”
“He don’t,” I responded.
“So, what in the hell would he be doing at his house if he don’t like that nigga?”
“Now, that’s the smartest question you asked me all day ‘cause I’m sitting here wondering the same thing. I called Shane before I called you, and he never answered my call, nor has he called me back.”
“This shit gettin’ juicier and juicier by the second. Let me find out they over there fucking on each other. I’ma beat both of their asses. Straight like that!”
“Justin is not gay, Dawn. Just because he is here now, doesn’t mean he’s been here since last night. And it certainly don’t mean they over there fuckin’ on each other either!” My sister had a really wild imagination if she thought my husband was in there fucking my best friend. That would be some insane shit, but I was really trying to figure out why Justin was here though.
“Facts! But how long does the app say he has been here?”
“I didn’t know that it could tell you all of that. I swear you’re like a technology wizard.”
“Shit, nowadays you have to be for times like this!” Dawn laughed.
Pulling up the Life 360 app on my phone, I checked to see if it would tell me when Justin arrived at Shane’s house. When it said that he had been here since last night, I gasped out loud.
“What it say, bitch, shit?”
“I don’t even wanna say,” I responded.
Before I could say anything else, Dawn had done snatched my cellphone out of my hand and looked for herself.
“Oh, now see, I’ma havta kill both they asses!” I shouted. “See, I told you Shane’s ass couldn’t be trusted. I knew there was a reason why I didn’t like his ass. You need to be more careful when you select your friends and men ‘cause this shit is too damn much. I’m sorry, sis, but I ain’t gon’ chill on none of that! Both of them finna get these hands as SOON as I pull up to the house… on God!”
I couldn’t do anything but sit there and take all that she was saying in because she was right. She never really cared for Shane nor Justin’ and if there wasn’t a good enough reason for Justin to be at Shane’s house, then they both had proven her right all along. As I sat there deep in my thoughts, trying not to become emotional while Dawn drove like a bat out of hell, all I could do was pray to God that nothing inappropriate was going on.
When we pulled up to Shane’s house, Dawn barely parked her car correctly as she slammed on her brakes and jetted out the driver’s seat.
“Wait! Dawn, wait a damn minute!” I yelled out to her, not ready to be faced with what was really going on.
“Wait for what?” she asked, looking at me like I was crazy.
“Let’s just sit in the car and wait for Justin to leave.”
“Girl, you sound crazy as hell. But hold up,” she said, coming back to the driver’s side, opening the door and popping her trunk.
