Objective: hold a 10-minute conversation without sarcasm.
October 7 – 3:30 PM
??Compatibility Session – Love Languages
Test results analysis + guided discussion with Agent Heart.
October 9 – 8:00 PM
??Date Test – Supervised Dinner
Partner chosen by Cupid’s Agency.
Mutual feedback at end of evening.
I rub my forehead.
The thought of Sloane Heart in yoga leggings is the scientific definition of a problem.
And she knows it.
I’m convinced she knows it.
She plans. She controls. She orchestrates.
Meanwhile, all I want to do is curse my life for signing off on this circus.
I sip my coffee.
“What’re you looking at?” Nate asks, noticing me staring at the email.
“My downfall,” I say. “Signed, stamped, and approved by Cupid’s Agency.”
I pull on a hoodie and stretch my shoulders.
Yoga at eight-thirty.
I’m expecting hell.
But a part of me…
A small, stupid part…
Already wants to see how far she’ll push me before she finally loses her patience too.
Sloane
I walk downstairs trying to convince myself it’s going to be a peaceful day.
Yoga, a little work, zero drama.
No stubborn men, no lingering sexy memories, everything will be fine.
Just peace.
The smell of coffeealmostbacks me up.
Almost.
