“Last place. It’s humiliating. My Instagram engagement is going to plummet. My sponsors are going to leave me.”
CHAD:
“It’s the chili pepper’s fault. That sabotage destroyed my abdominal definition. I feel bloated. I can’t perform under these conditions.”
?? BRENDA & STEVE
Brenda sits with her arms crossed, glaring at the camera like she wants to speak to the manager.
Steve looks like a man who knows better than to argue.
BRENDA:
“Sabotage? I call it a corrective intervention. That soup had no flavor. I simply enhanced it.”
STEVE(muttering):
“You dumped the entire jar in, Brenda.”
BRENDA:
“Zip it, Steve. If you’d assembled that vanity any faster, we wouldn’t be here.”
?? LUCY & LARS
They look like they stepped out of a Valentine’s Day postcard.
LUCY(soft, sweet):
“Second place! And the marshmallow was delicious.”
(Looks up at Lars, dreamy)
“Lars protected me from the smoke the whole time.”
LARS(blushing under his beard, deep-voiced):
“She gets cold easily. I had to keep her warm.”
LUCY:
“You’re my favorite space heater.”
Lars kisses the top of her head. The cameraman makes an audible “aww.”
?? ROXANNE & DAVE
ROXANNE:
“If you hadn’t left the screwdriver there, we would’ve scored higher!”
DAVE:
“If you hadn’t spent half the time filing your nails, we would’ve finished earlier!”
ROXANNE:
“Oh yeah? Want to see where I can file this?”
