Pedro may award or remove points at any moment.
Tip: Bring him blueberries. He is 100% corruptible.
?? CHALET LIVING RULES
Neutral Zone:Bedrooms are off-limits to cameras.
What happens under the sheets stays under the sheets
(unless you scream loud enough for the neighbors—audio editors will pick it up).
War Zone:Living rooms, kitchens, and outdoor areas are fully mic’d and filmed 24/7.
If you say my dress looks like a chandelier, I’ll hear it.
And I’ll deduct points.
Curfew:None. Do what you want.
But at 8:00 AM, you must be fresh and ready to film.
Under-eye concealer is your responsibility.
?? FINAL CLAUSE: AUTHENTICITY
The citizens of Elm Hollow have lie-radar in their DNA.
If you fake it, they’ll know.
If you act badly, they’ll boo.
We want tears, laughter, kisses—real ones.
Either fall in love, or fake it so well you even fool yourselves.
May the couple who makes the hearts (and other body parts) beat the hardest… win.
Good luck,
Aunt Tina ??
(P.S. Sloane, sweetheart—if that lipstick goes missing again, I want details. For statistical purposes.)
Confessionals
(Recorded between 11:00 p.m. and midnight, right after the bonfire)
Video Archive – Love Goals – Elm Hollow Mountain – Week 1
?? TIFFANY & BRENT
Tiffany sits with her arms crossed, clutching her white faux-fur coat like armor. Brent keeps checking his watch, looking like his soul left his body three hours ago.
TIFFANY(acidic):
“Honestly? I think this whole thing is ridiculous. One-seventy-two BPM? Please. That was clearly a technical malfunction.”
(She huffs, fluffing her perfectly styled hair.)
