Silas & Daisy— 60 Heart Points
Roxanne & Dave— 50 Heart Points
Bernie & Esther— 40 Heart Points
Chad & Kiki— 30 Heart Points
Tiffany & Brent— 20 Heart Points
Brenda & Steve— 10 Heart Points
OFFICIAL DOCUMENT: The Tablets of the Law(According to Aunt Tina)
WELCOME toLove Goals!
(The Reality Show Where Love Is War—and I’m the Sequin-Covered General)
Written by: Tina “Aunt Tina”
Approved by: Mayor Nino (under duress)
Supervised by: Pedro the Myna Bird (Honorary Judge)
Dear lovers, contestants, and sacrificial offerings to the audience,
If you’re reading this document, it means you survived the selection round, my ruthless critique of your outfit, and the first Bonfire Ceremony.
Congratulations. Or my condolences. Depends on the angle.
You have been confined to Elm Hollow Mountain.
Here, state laws do not apply.
The Laws of the Heart (and Ratings) reign supreme.
To prevent you from tearing each other apart for no reason—or worse, from being boring—here’s how your next three weeks will operate.
?? THE SACRED “HEART POINTS” SYSTEM
Forget eliminations. At Elm Hollow, no one gets kicked out (because then they gossip about us online).
Here, you win by accumulating.
Your mission:
Fill your Heart-O-Meter.
At the end of the show, the couple with the highest score wins:
• The Golden Cupid Trophy (it’s heavy; watch your toes)
• A generous check to donate to the charity of your choice
• A brand sponsorship for your athletics or your business
• Eternal bragging rights at the Elm Hollow Sports Bar
?? OFFICIAL CHALLENGE SCORING TABLE
