“The other way around,” Gwen said, still scrolling.
“Carrie said they were both working for another firm when they met.Workplace romance.”
“Aw.”
“Yeah, except there was a company policy against fraternization, plus the owner was a raging homophobe.So they both got fired.”
Bailey scowled.“Dick.”
“After that, they decided to go out on their own, and be loud and proud.”
“If these photos are any indication, they do beautiful work,” Gwen said, finally looking up from the phone.
“The question is, what kind of work do they do in bed?”Bailey wondered and waggled her eyebrows.“And do they do it with women?”
“Their bio says they’re bi.”
Bailey snatched the phone from Gwen’s hand.“Seriously?”
“They’re open about it,” Chloe said.“Loud and proud, remember?”
“That’s awesome.Bi erasure sucks.”
“They may be un-erased, but they’re still married,” Gwen pointed out.
“Married doesn’t necessarily mean monogamous,” Bailey pointed out.
“It usually does,” Chloe countered.“And even if it doesn’t, just how the hell am I supposed to get that information?”
“That is a pickle,” Gwen agreed.“I guess you can’t just ask.”
“Maybe I can,” Bailey offered.“I could come by when they’re there, strike up a conversation.”
“And say what?‘Hey, do you guys ever double-team chicks for fun’?”
“Well, I wouldn’t be crude,” Bailey muttered.
“Is there a non-crude way to ask that question?”Gwen asked.
Bailey considered that.“Maybe I could email them a survey.”
“Please don’t help,” Chloe begged.
“Well, how else are you going to make this threesome happen?”
“I don’t know.Hookup apps?”
“That’s aterribleidea,” Gwen replied, appalled.“Absolutely horrible.You might as well walk naked into a biker bar.”
“There aren’t any biker bars in Braxton,” Chloe told her.
“That’s not the point.”
“Then what is the point?”
“That hookup apps are a terrible idea!”
“Why are we talking about hookup apps?”Bailey asked.“I thought you wanted a threesome with Hammer and Ink.”
