Define normal
You know. Professional. Charming. The kind of person who doesn’t make underwear jokes in front of clients
Sounds like the best part of the dinner
Not according to Garrett
Garrett’s there?
He is, in fact
What else did he say about me?
Typical Frederick. Only concerned about himself. I’m in a crisis here, remember?
Right. Send the debrief later
I would say normal is overrated
The data I’ve collected doesn’t skew that direction
What kind of data?
Dating data
Don’t pretend you have numbers. Just say it’s how you feel
That’s the most compelling data
Calder
So because you’re single, you think there’s something wrong with you
Alecia
That is the very conclusion. Yes.
And this work dinner . . .
Garrett asked me to come
So it’s a date
Kind of
And if you’re normal he’ll what? Ask you on another one?
That’s the hope
Where are you?
Why does that matter?
I’m imagining you ignoring Garrett at the table. Which I love, by the way
Bathroom. Surprised you’re not here.
Wow
