Hello? I supplied the sperm. I should get at least half the say. Clementine Grace.
Aunt Lemon
I’m not naming my baby after myself. It’s so pretentious.
Duncle Silas
Men do it all the time.
Because they’re pretentious.
Aunt Christy
Amen.
Uncle Holden
Uh oh, boys. I feel a man-hating rant coming on.
No rants. I love you all. Especially Blue.
Blue
Thanks, babe. Love you too.
Aunt Christy
Awwww.
Oh, but not Ford. I’m still mad at him.
Ford
Seriously? You just made out with Blue. That wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for me!
Blue
Ford, if it helps, I am most definitely not mad. Not even a little. Especially when Anna and I are making out. Thank you from the very bottom of my heart.
Ford
*offers fist bump*
Blue
*bumps back*
Duncle Silas
Both of you go cut your own switches.
Aunt Lemon
Anna, what do you think? Sophie Jane?
Momma would be honored. I can’t wait to meet my sister-cousin, Sophie.
Duncle Silas
