Uncle Holden
Come home with a fat diamond on your left hand.
Aunt Lemon
And Blue. Bring Blue too.
Duncle Silas
She’s too young to get engaged. Sophie would kill y’all for saying that.
Aunt Lemon
Sophie would be cheering her on and she’s going to haunt you for saying otherwise.
Duncle Silas
Pfft.
Granny
Bring that sweet boy home. I’ll make Blue his favorite key lime pie. It’ll make all his memories come back.
Duncle Silas
MOM? You invited Mom?!
Aunt Lemon
tee hee
Gramps
And if Granny’s pie doesn’t work, I’ll get him another bucket of bull testicles to throw all over Ashton. That should do the trick.
Duncle Silas
I give up.
Ford
Face it man, we’ve got you outnumbered. #TeamBlue #Blupree #Silasisacoldandbrokenman
Aunt Lemon
#Silashasareallynicebutt
Duncle Silas
#Youallsuck
My abs hurt from laughing.
My phone buzzed one more time with the notificationDuncle Silas left the conversation.
“HA!” I slapped my hand over my mouth when everyone in the room stopped talking and ogled me. “Sorry.” I giggled.
They turned around like I hadn’t made a sound. All eyes back on Blue.