Page 31 of All To Pieces


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Uncle Holden

Come home with a fat diamond on your left hand.

Aunt Lemon

And Blue. Bring Blue too.

Duncle Silas

She’s too young to get engaged. Sophie would kill y’all for saying that.

Aunt Lemon

Sophie would be cheering her on and she’s going to haunt you for saying otherwise.

Duncle Silas

Pfft.

Granny

Bring that sweet boy home. I’ll make Blue his favorite key lime pie. It’ll make all his memories come back.

Duncle Silas

MOM? You invited Mom?!

Aunt Lemon

tee hee

Gramps

And if Granny’s pie doesn’t work, I’ll get him another bucket of bull testicles to throw all over Ashton. That should do the trick.

Duncle Silas

I give up.

Ford

Face it man, we’ve got you outnumbered. #TeamBlue #Blupree #Silasisacoldandbrokenman

Aunt Lemon

#Silashasareallynicebutt

Duncle Silas

#Youallsuck

My abs hurt from laughing.

My phone buzzed one more time with the notificationDuncle Silas left the conversation.

“HA!” I slapped my hand over my mouth when everyone in the room stopped talking and ogled me. “Sorry.” I giggled.

They turned around like I hadn’t made a sound. All eyes back on Blue.