Far, far away.
incognito chat
Austentacious119: Did you tell The Girl yet?
Leggolas1012: No. And I’m not going to. So you can stop asking. Lol.
Austentacious119: C’mon, Leggs! She could be your Lizzie Bennet.
Leggolas1012: Lizzie who almost ruins her own happiness with snap judgments?
Austentacious119: Fine. Your Emma Woodhouse then.
Leggolas1012: Emma who is meddlesome, arrogant, and thinks she knows what’s best for everyone but can’t figure her own self out?
Austentacious119: Katniss Everdeen?
Leggolas1012: Drugged out, so emotionally dead by the end that she can’teven choose a guy?
Austentacious119: Scarlett O’Hara.
Leggolas1012: Selfish, manipulative, cruel, immature…
Austentacious119: Nevermind. You deserve to be alone.
Leggolas1012: Are we ready to start writing now?
Austentacious119: Seriously, why not tell her though?
Leggolas1012: *sighs* You’re not going to let this go, are you?
Austentacious119: He’s a genius.
Leggolas1012: I never should’ve told you.
Austentacious119: Of course you should. You obviously need a cheerleader in your corner. You’ve been in love with The Girl for nine years and never done anything about it?
Leggolas1012: Because she’d say no.
Austentacious119: How do you know if you’ve never tried?
Leggolas1012: Because she has a boyfriend.
Austentacious119: Minor details.
Austentacious119: Maybe if she knew you were an option…
Leggolas1012: She’d still say no.
Austentacious119: How do you know?
Leggolas1012: I just do.
Austentacious119: But you can’t know, not truly. You just have to shoot your shot.
Leggolas1012: You know who needs to shoot their shot?
Austentacious119: Who?!