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Philly

Does this mean you’re more than friends with that hunk of burning love?

I splutter out a laugh to my dashboard because it’s hilarious that sweet little Philly would be talking about anything being a hunk of burning love. She’s like an innocent lady from the 1800s, all steeped in propriety and morality.

Lucy

We’re just friends …

Bex

I sense a but. Please tell me there’s a but coming. Gimme the but.

Cassie

Quit saying but.

Bex

Not until Lucy confirmsthere’s a but!

Why is TJ’s very nice rear end the only thing I can think about right now? I shake my head. I willnotbe typing anything peach-related to my friends.

Lucy

But …

Bex

I KNEW IT!

Philly

Screaming, CRYING, tell us EVERYTHING!

Cassie

You guys are so dramatic.

Also, super happy for you, Lucy.

Lucy

Nothing’s happened yet. I’m just saying that I’m open to the idea of something happening.

Philly

I need details ASAP. Like, as soon as something happens.

Lucy

What if nothing does happen, though? I could be reading this all wrong.

Bex

You’re not.

Isnort.