Philly
Does this mean you’re more than friends with that hunk of burning love?
I splutter out a laugh to my dashboard because it’s hilarious that sweet little Philly would be talking about anything being a hunk of burning love. She’s like an innocent lady from the 1800s, all steeped in propriety and morality.
Lucy
We’re just friends …
Bex
I sense a but. Please tell me there’s a but coming. Gimme the but.
Cassie
Quit saying but.
Bex
Not until Lucy confirmsthere’s a but!
Why is TJ’s very nice rear end the only thing I can think about right now? I shake my head. I willnotbe typing anything peach-related to my friends.
Lucy
But …
Bex
I KNEW IT!
Philly
Screaming, CRYING, tell us EVERYTHING!
Cassie
You guys are so dramatic.
Also, super happy for you, Lucy.
Lucy
Nothing’s happened yet. I’m just saying that I’m open to the idea of something happening.
Philly
I need details ASAP. Like, as soon as something happens.
Lucy
What if nothing does happen, though? I could be reading this all wrong.
Bex
You’re not.
Isnort.