Hey! Where’d Elliot go? I don’t see his name in the group.
Gerard Gunnarson has added Elliot Montgomery to Barracudas Group Chat.
Gerard
And I’m being optimistic—I know, totally not my style! I say…three months. They’re cute together.
Elliot
How the hell did I get back in this chat?
Gerard
You’re welcome, babe!
Elliot
Okay, I give it three days. Drew will panic and bolt.
Gerard
Baby! Three days?! That’s so mean!
Elliot
It’s realistic. Like Oliver said, Drew doesn’t date. He’s allergic to feelings.
Alex
Well, I think they’re going to go the distance. And we’ll all be invited to the wedding.
Gerard
Ooh! That’ll give me an excuse to wear my pink tux again!
Kyle
I give it a week. One of them will sabotage it somehow. I’m leaning Drew, but Jackson might surprise us. After all, who would have thought he was the VP of the Gerard Gunnarson fan club?
Gerard
He’s what?! Elliot, did you know about this?
Elliot Montgomery has left Barracudas Group Chat.
Oliver
I think the only time Drew ever tried to date was back in freshman year. It was shortly after the homecoming game. He was with that girl from Kappa Thi Beta. What was her name?
Gerard
Kylie! I remember because I love that song, “Can’t Get You Outta My Head,” and whenever Drew said her name, I’d start humming it.
Kyle
Didn’t he ghost her after four dates?
Nathan
