Rugby Team
Baseball Team
Soccer Team
Football Team
All fraternity houses
Best regards,
Anonymous Donor Committee
P.S. Last year’s similar event at Syracuse raised over $500,000. We’re confident BSU can do better.
I hit send, unable to suppress my grin. This is perhaps my most brilliant scheme yet. A sensual art performance? It’s deliciously scandalous, wildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to generate the kind of chaos that makes my blog thrive.
My phone buzzes almost immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, Oliver Jacoby is reliable as ever.
FROM: [email protected]
RE: Another Charity Event Opportunity
A sensual art performance? Seriously? That’s probably in violation of several university policies, but genius.
I’ll run it by the team, but knowing these guys, they’ll probably think it’s hilarious. When do you need confirmation?
-O
FROM: [email protected]
RE: RE: Another Charity Event Opportunity
Oliver,
I need confirmation by Wednesday.
