“What if I wasnaked?” I accused.
“Nothin’ Ihaven’t seen a million times before,” she sassed, closing the door behind her.“So… how did it go?”
“It was good,” Isaid, busying myself with unpacking my bag.
“You ejected.”
“I did not,” Ilied.
“Come now,double-O seven,” she said in a horrible British accent. “I want a detailedreport of the mission and an explanation of why you aborted.”
My nostrilsflared as I clenched my teeth in irritation. I tried to paste a neutralexpression on my face and turned toward her. “I just figured Train needed toget back to doing bikery things, and he did a good job. I also want to spend asmuch time with you guys, so…”
“Hence thereason you’re hiding up here, packing and unpacking your bag. Even though youinsisted on not staying.”
I glanced at mybag and realized I’d just dropped the pair of jeans back in that I’d pulled outseconds ago. “You’re right. I’m gonna check into the hotel after all.”
“No, don’t be anidiot. Stay here. With us. We love you.”
I let out afrustrated groan and flopped onto the bed. “But I hate you. You brought that…that… that…”
“I know. He’spretty awesome,” she said. “But you’re still going to stay here. Now, fill mein on everything.”
I filled her inon the session, then dropped my face in my hands.
“He’s sexy,NiNi. He makes my vagina want stuff,” I breathed out. “Like his hands. All upin it.”
“Well, it can’thave him… or them. Tell the V to stand down.”
“I’m going to beon a bus with the man for weeks, sissy. What the fuck?”
“Buy avibrator.”
“I haveseveral,” I admitted.
Harmony laughed.“Too much information.”
“You broughtthat man into my orbit, that’s on you.”
“Fair.”
I sighed,sliding off the bed and pulling my phone out of my pocket. “Look, if I’m goingto stay tonight, I need to call Brandy and let her know.”
Harmony clappedher hands with a grin. “I’ll meet you downstairs and you can help us withdinner. Jaxon’s pulling the ribs off the smoker.”
“I’ll be rightdown.”
“Okay.” Shepulled me in for a hug. “I’m so glad you’re here.”
“Me too, honey.”
“Love you,DiDi.”
“Love you too,”I said, and Harmony left me to make my call.
* * *
The next morning,I was awoken by the slobber of my sister’s black lab, Storm.