“Couldn’t have jacked off during those seven years, could you? Had to save it all for when you saw me,” Lana growled at Jayson as she hit his arm.
CHAPTER
SIXTY-ONE
Lana sat on the couch with a pillow behind her and a cover over her legs. Jayson sat with her on the couch, her legs in his lap.
The rest of her team, both law enforcement and military, were seated in various places around the living room. Ryan sat on the other end of the couch next to his brother.
Captain Windsor sat in the huge comfy La-Z-Boy that was Lana’s favorite spot to sit. The teams had gathered to brainstorm how to handle things with Lana out of the field.
Something Lana was not happy about. She understood why they were being extra cautious, but it still sucked ass.
“I’ll take Lana’s place. Mr. Blackwood and I have spoken at length about Brenda Wright and Senator Hubbard. I’m not letting my team handle this alone. Now, if your military team is good with taking orders from me in your absence, they would be a huge help.”
“They would,” Lana replied, nibbling her lower lip absently.
“Spit it out, Ice.” Captain Windsor sighed heavily.
“I honestly don’t think they will fall for anything we set up using you or any other team member. In order to get to Jayson, they would either go after one of his brothers, his parents,the twins, or me. Rusty knows Ashley is obsessed with Jayson. Jayme wasn’t really with Ryan. At least not until he locked lips with Rocky and had her playing grab the ten-inch pipe.”
Ryan and Rocky both went into a coughing fit while Jayson yelled out, “excuse me?” at Lana’s statement. The rest of the room erupted into laughter with Country, Hawk, and Viper looked at Ryan with a quirk of their eyebrows and a shit-eating grin on their faces.
“What?” Lana asked Jayson, all innocent.
“My wife should not know how big my brother’s dick is.”
“Oh hush! He’s your brother. It’s only obvious he’s going to be well-hung like you are, baby.” Lana batted her lashes at him.
“Whole new meaning to stick up the vagina.” Country winked at Ryan.
“I was going to go with laying pipe, but that works, too.” Viper followed Country in winking at Ryan.
“How about the meaning of you two going missing when I bury your asses in the backyard?” Rocky warned the two women with a growl.
The room erupted in cheer and laughter when Rocky stalked across the room and grabbed Ryan by his shirt and planted her lips on his. Looks like Lana won’t be the only one moving to Hellburn Falls.
“Why not use Rocky as the decoy to go after Ryan? We can let word get around, especially to Jayme that there’s something going on between these two. Especially after that damn kiss,” Hollywood suggested, shaking her head at the two lovebirds.
“That might work. Jayme didn’t become obsessed with Ryan until he locked lips with Rocky in interrogation,” Lana murmured, lost in thought.
“Wait, you were married to this chick and never slept with her once?” Country asked in shock.
“I thought we had a drunken one-night stand. So, when she told me she was pregnant with my kid, I offered marriage and she took it. Turns out it was a fake marriage since she arranged a fake judge,” Ryan answered, anger and hurt still in his voice.
“You said she became obsessed after he locked lips with Rocky?” Viper asked Lana for clarification on her statement.
“Yep. He even took our girl’s hand and had her grab his big ole pipe.” Swift laughed at the memory.
“So, she wasn’t knocked up. You two never did the deed, that night or during your marriage. Did you two at least see each other naked or sleep in the same room?” Hawk asked, leaning forward in her chair, lost in thought.
“No. She slept in the master bedroom since it had its own private bathroom, and I slept in the guest room. Never saw each other naked or I would have found out she was lying about the pregnancy,” Ryan answered in a huff.
“What’s with all the repeat questions?” Captain Windsor asked the three women.
“I think she’s got the same disease that Ashley has. Didn’t want the toy when she had it. But when she realized she never truly had it and someone else is playing with it, she suddenly wants it. Ryan, you said you were actually glad that you two never slept together, and that you were relieved the marriage was over. What if you two did a quick JOP for this case to fuck with these people?” Viper suggested, chewing on her lower lip in thought.
“How would them getting married help this case? We can just make the statement and create a fake marriage certificate to have for show. That alone will send Jayme over the edge.”