prologue
Welcome to Stetson Ranch.
We ride hard, work harder, and talk more shit than any sane family probably should. My brothers and I can turn fixing a fence into a competition, breakfast at mama’s into a wrestling match, and a quiet night into a story the whole damn town hears about by morning.
Don’t believe me?
Here’s Exhibit A:
Group Chat – Stetson Shitshow
Charming
Rogue getting launched off that bull yesterday
Thoughts? Prayers?
Trouble
Launched? Bro didn’t even make it out of the gate
Pretty sure he knocked himself off
Danger
Flat on the arena floorlike a pancake
Charming
Pancake? Now I’m starving
Somebody tell Fisher to hit up Mama for a stack.
Rogue
Ha Hilarious
You know what else was hilarious? Last nights $2000 bar bill ya’ll left for me
Real fucking funny
Trouble
That faceplant earned that one for u
Every. Damn. Cent.
Charming
Is he still talking? Heard he’s still laying on the arena floor to this day
Trouble:
Heard that too
Cleaning staff just sweeps around him
Danger
