Monty:What the heck? How do you know that… no, forget I asked. Booker!
Bowie:Moving? Why are you moving to Bayfield? I thought this was a temporary thing.
Isley:There’s got to be more to it. Was that what you wanted to share?
Ziggy:You’re mated!
Monty:You guys are thunder stealers!
Bowie:Why would we steal thunder, if that was even possible??? I don’t get it.
Frey:Us sharing the information before Monty, Bowie. That’s what stealing thunder means. We stole Monty’s thunder when he wanted to tell us his news, instead of me and Ziggy got to say it first.
Bowie:Oh…
Lennon:Is it Rue or Kendrick?
Frey:Good question Lennon.
Monty:BOTH.
Ziggy:Over here fanning myself! Go you. I bet that was epic!
Monty:I don’t want to brag, but I’m the bomb… the dick bomb.
Bowie:I’m not even gonna ask.
Hollis:I’m with you, Bowie. I do not want to know. I’m already traumatized by Frey’s oversharing to go there with you too, Monty!
Wilder:You lucky sod, Monty. And I want all the details, so ignore Hollis. I’ll live vicariously through you as I’m on a sex drought!
Bowie:A sex drought?
Wilder:I’m getting no peen at all… big sigh.
Hollis:Wilder!
Wilder:You’re getting all the peen, so don’t use that text tone with me.
Bowie:I’m so lost. Text tone? Is that a thing I’ve missed?
Wilder:Don’t worry Bowie, I’ll come explain it after. So, Monty, how does it feel to have two peens to play with?
Monty:Like I won the peen lottery… twice!
Hollis:How did I end up here? How? Can we please go back to work… you know, the thing you’re paid to do, and stop talking about penis.
Ziggy:Yes, boss. But we should have a video call, all of us, to celebrate Monty’s mating. We can have cocktails and cake in our own homes. Wouldn’tthat be fun when we haven’t sorted another night out?
Hollis:A great idea when we get to avoid sex clubs and much less chance of ending up in trouble. I’ll look at everyone's work calendars and send out some dates.
Frey:And the heat calendar too.
Hollis:Good point. So, will that work for everyone?
Bowie:Yes.
Wilder:Totally, as long as you don’t get bossy and tell Monty not to share… just saying!
