Page 735 of Call Me Baby: Side


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“One-time-only kinda deal.

“I’ll spread ‘em, you go down,

“and nobody gets hurt.”

Real stable. Real romantic.

No the fuck not.

“You hungry?”

I shimmy my brows, flipping the water on.

“‘Cause I got somethin’ for your mouth.”

A laugh breaks out of me,

and I drag my palm down my face.

Then I curtsy. “If it pleases you, kind sir,

“do attend to me... thoroughly.”

I turn back fast toward the running sink?—

“Yo. Wanna play a game?

“It’s called get on your knees

“and shut the fuck up.”

Why am I holding up gun fingers?

I drop my hands to the porcelain,

then whisper to the mirror,

“Please eat me out?”

That’s it.

That’s all I got.

Don’t be a fuckin’ coward.

I kill the water.

Be cool,

be cool,

be coolthe whole five-foot walk to his room?—

“Before I get in your bed,” I start as I turn the corner, “I need answers as to why the fuck you got a hundred toothbrushes in your drawer?—”

Then slam to a stop.

Andrew’s sitting on the edge of the bed,