“Sup, baby”?
Then they’d be punished.
For improper morning etiquette?
Yes.
These punishments. How bad we talking?
Like if someone were to fail to acknowledge your presence properly?
A slap on the wrist? Lock me up? Starvation?
No
No?
You? You don’t get to sleep.
You’re too busy making it up to me.
…
Go on, I’m listening
9:41 PM
Yo
At the Clover and they’re playing Teddy Vale in here
You popped in my head soon as the hook hit
Because he’s my Holy Grail. My soulmate. All his songs are about me.
Huh?
Yeah.
Would throw the entire contract out the door for that man.
Immediately. No second thoughts.
You’re joking
Deadass.
Been obsessed since Wrong Time, Right Dress.
Falsetto made me black out.
Sonny
Babe
I was thinking about you
Now I’m picturing you getting weak over some dude in a bowtie
