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Pick it back up.

I lean over the island,

elbows on stone, chin in hand,

gripping the cold mug in the other,

eyes locked on the screen.

“…‘wanna see you.’”

I drum my fingers against my jaw.

“Is that what we’re calling it now?

“Not‘trying to smash’anymore?”

My vision narrows and tunnels and shrinks.

Until the phone is all I see.

Then—

BUZZ.

I jump,

and the coffee jumps with me,

splashing over the rim.

It’s not him. It’s Celie.

A GIF of Cartoon Drake sobbing.

‘Drake this morning’she texts.

With a wine glass emoji.

As if she’s the one who left him crying on the bench last night.

Meanwhile,

Drake posted a gym thirst trap an hour ago.

She’s moved on to her delusional bitter-ex stage.

I look back at Andrew’s message.

I wanna see you

That’s all I get?

No punctuation. Just raw-dogging grammar.

Dis what you do wit’ my numbah, huh?

Bro, we dry-humped in a bookstore.