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7 DAYS ’TIL CHRISTMAS
There’s nothing sadder than watching a festive Christmas movie alone.
Scratch that, there’s nothing sadder than watching a festive Christmas movie alone when your husband is upstairs doing work. Especially when you went through the trouble of picking out his favorite—Elf—in the hopes it would lure him from his office for the evening.
No luck.
I sit with my lukewarm hot chocolate, melty marshmallows sloshing around in my mug like reminders of my waterlogged dreams of domestic bliss for a special holiday season in our very first house.
When I was younger, before my parents divorced, my mom used to cover our entire fridge with Christmas cards from friends and family members from all over the world. They were the fancy, customizable ones you got printed at the pharmacy photo kiosk that showcase images of the whole family at Disney World in front of Cinderella Castle or posed in matching pajama sets before a fireplace—the family dog only half looking, angry to be tucked into people clothes for the laborious shoot. Every morning before breakfast, I would look at the husbands and wives in those cards and think,That’s what my marriage is going to be like. Picture-perfect.
Then, I turned fifteen, realized I was gay, and suddenly those cards didn’t represent the ideal future anymore. Maybe still for some, but not for me. Not, at least, until marriage equality and not until Patrick.
Patrick, who is upstairs drawing various types of toilets for a presentation at his architecture firm instead of watchingElfwith his husband, his husband who made sure to steal extra packets of Swiss Miss from the teachers’ lounge on his way out of work today.
I sit here joylessly watching as Will Ferrell tries to understand the complex crosswalks and door systems of New York City. There’s a week until Christmas. I should not be stewing all by myself in our garland-festooned living room. Today, I caught up on lesson planning during my prep period and put on an educational film at the end of the day, just to get a head start on grading. We promised tonight was movie night, so why has the kettle-corn bowl only had one hand in it all evening?
Okay, two. Two hands. Both of which were mine when I was shoveling away my sadness earlier since I’d been canceled on, but I can’t be blamed for that. It’s good kettle corn, straight from one of those decorative tins people love to gift around this time of year. Fresh and sticky and just the right amount of maybe-my-teeth-will-fall-out-this-time per chew.
For a whole of maybe twenty minutes, I’m angry. Then, Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel sing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” in the women’s locker room at a department store that begs the question: Should this really be allowed in a family film?
Ick factor aside, I thaw, remembering when Patrick and I watched this movie together back when we were still dating. He started singing Buddy the Elf’s parts. I started singing the Jovie parts. We weren’t good singers. What we lacked in pitch, we made up for in volume, much to the dismay of our next-door neighbor, who banged a heavy fist on the wall and shouted, “This isn’tTheVoiceand, if it were, this isn’t me hitting my button! Keep it down in there.” We couldn’t stop laughing.
Floating on the memories of a better, less stressful time, I go over to the teakettle, pour some hot water, and dump out the powdery chocolate. In my backpack, which I tucked in the hall closet, I find a candy cane one of my students gave me and stick it inside the red mug to stir. Patrick loves that extra hint of flavor.
With a small bowl of kettle corn and the cocoa, I go upstairs, treading lightly on the stubborn, rickety boards. This place was sold to us as a fixer-upper. I didn’t realize that meant that with full-time jobs we’d need to be taking uppers just to get any of the fixing done in a timely manner. It’s a mess, but according to the mortgage, it’sourmess.
I’m trying to love it.
Just like I’m trying to love Patrick.
ThisPatrick, I should say. A Patrick that convinces me to forgo a honeymoon for a property investment and cancels movie plans last minute because he has to bring home the projects he didn’t finish during the workday. I know he isn’t getting paid extra for this overtime, even though we could use the money.
When I get to Patrick’s office, I hear voices. He usually works in silence, so I know it’s not a TV show or a podcast. He must be on the phone.
“It’ll be great. Don’t worry about it, Mom.” The creaking means Patrick is pacing behind his desk. Damn, do any of these floorboards not have something to say? “I love you, too. I’ll call again tomorrow once I tell Quinn. Sounds good. Good night.”
I take that as my cue to enter with treats. “Tell me what?”
Patrick stands behind his desk, appearing haggard. His shaggy sandy-blond hair hangs lifeless, the ends of his bangs brushing the top rim of his wiry glasses. He’s wearing one of his favorite sweater vests, unironically.
I think sometimes he wishes he were a dad in a nineties sitcom.It’s a dated aesthetic that works for him and gives him gravitas as an architect. Though, he thinks he’d look better with a mustache and curses his genes since he can’t grow facial hair to save his life. “Are those for me?” he asks, nodding down at my offerings.
He makes space on his desk for me to set them down. “I thought I’d bring some of the fun up to you since you’re so busy.”
He scrubs a hand over his face. “These toilet partitions are a doozy.”
I smile despite myself because Patrick Hargrave is not a man of many words and yet he still finds a way to slipdoozyinto casual conversation.
I approach his desk. From his printouts, notes, and sketches for the project, he’s toying with everything from solid plastic to plastic laminate to stainless steel for the toilet cubicles. The sheer number of latch locks there are in the world makes my head spin.
“Looks like you’ve still got a lot to sort through,” I say, rubbing a hand along his back as I always do. The wool of his sweater vest causes a slight, unpleasant static shock. “When’s this presentation again?”
“Tomorrow.” His shoulders slouch forward even more as he exhales.
It’s selfish of me to wish that when he leaves the office he leaves behind his work, too, so we can be a couple again, like we were before we became a walking joint bank account, a talking marriage license.
