ROBBIE
Finn.
FINN
Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir.
ROBBIE
Uh… the… figure skaters.
FINN
Gasps dramatically with hand on throat.BLASPHEMER! They’re Canadian gold-medallist ice dancers, Robbie! They’re a national BLEEP treasure.
ROBBIE
And you’re going to make me watch them dance?
FINN
Makeyou. Like it’s not a privilege, an honour. You could only hope to—
ROBBIE
Finn.
FINN
Fine. Ingrate. Here.
FINN shoves the tablet at ROBBIE with the video already running.
MONTAGE of ROBBIE watching the video
ROBBIE
Okay, I see the appeal.
Damn. I kinda feel like a voyeur.
Oh my—
Did she just—
This was live? On international television?
Good Lord.
Wait—
Yeah, I’m definitely not doing that.
END MONTAGE
ROBBIE
No way I’m reaching that level of awesome.
