A gentle loading animation swirls across the screen for a few seconds, then:
MATCH SUGGESTIONS
@RippedAndReady:
Who are you beneath the surface?
Just a guy who works hard and plays harder. Life’s too short for attachments. Let’s keep it fun.
Interests:
Hitting the gym, expensive whiskey, motorcycles, and women who don’t take things too seriously.
Options: [PASS] [MESSAGE] [SAVE FOR LATER]
I stare at the screen and pressPASSso fast I nearly sprain my thumb.
“Cool,” I mutter. “You’re emotionally unavailable with a protein shake addiction. Next.”
@TequilaDaddy:
Who are you beneath the surface?
I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
Interests:
Hookups, clubbing, tequila, and ‘deep convos’ that end with us in bed.
“Oh my God. Did a frat house build this man in a lab?”
PASS.
@EyesOnYou:
Who are you beneath the surface?
Wouldn’t you like to know ;)
Interests:
Not sharing anything until I know whatyou’rebringing to the table.
I squint at the screen, personally offended. “Sir. This is not a roast battle. Grow up.”
PASS.
@StillSearching:
Who are you beneath the surface?
I’m just a man looking for something real. Someone who gets it.
Interests:
Sunday morning runs, classic movies, quiet bookstores, and strong women.
Okay. Not bad.
