Cas: We should do a haunted house this year
Like go to one? I’m down
Cas: No, like we should make one
Kol: Where the fuck would we host it? At your penthouse, pretty boy?
Cas: I’ll kill you. Turn you into one of the displays.
Cas: Ooh, Bates, we use Kol’s house since he’ll be dead
Kol: [middlefinger emoji]
And where did this idea come from? Stay off Pinterest
Cas: First of all, you’re the one who made us download it to come up with new card concepts so fuck you
Cas: And secondly, no I won’t.
Cas: I got the idea when we were masked up, helping you fuck your girlfriend at the arena
You didn’t help me fuck her. Careful now
Cas: No, obviously not, but we might as well have laid the rose petals to the damn bed and helped you two into it
Shut up. You guys weren’t even in the rink for the main act.
Kol: I wish I were
I bet you do, you freak
Kol: Can we hurry up and humor Cas’s dumb idea for two seconds so he’ll shut the fuck up about it?
Cas, continue
Cas: …
Cas: You guys don’t even deserve to hear my amazing ideas.
Kol: You have got to be kidding me …
Kol: You’re right; don’t tell us.
Cas: Well, now I want to
Of course you do
Tell us at dinner tomorrow. You guys are coming over
Kol: Or don’t mention it. Either way is good for me
Kol: Dinner?
Yeah, to officially meet my wife
Cas: She’s not your wife
Might as well be
