“He’s a whiny Wilma.”
“I’d still do him.”
“So would I.”
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Will’sWild Fangirls Blog Post Entry #912
September 16thEdition
Hey fellow fangirls,
I finally did it. I finally met my future husband in-person. That’s right! Last night, yours truly had the thrill of a lifetime as an audience member at the ABN studios for the season three pre-show of The Wild World (I’m still calling it that because I REFUSE to give her top billing). In a surprisingly smart move by the network, they invited all the applicants for the co-host position to be in the audience so we could meet Will live and in-person.
And I have to say, he is every bit as delicious in-person as he is on screen—even more so. He radiates a masculine energy that is like catnip or chocolate or like Pierce Brosnan for my mum.
The only problem was thatshehad to be there (and we all know who I’m talking about, so don’t make me use her name). Oh well, what the hell? Let’s give her a name, shall we? Princess Useless Face?
Princess Pukes-A-Lot?
You decide. I’ll post a poll at the bottom and the one with the most votes becomes her new moniker here on WillsWildFangirls.com.
Anyway, SHE was there messing the entire thing up for poor Will, who had to eat all kinds of disgusting things just because she couldn’t seem to get any answers right. I mean, honestly, does she not know him at all? Clearly a man like him would want more than two children (which was her stupid answer). And he SHOULD have more than two. In the event of an apocalypse, he should be solely responsible for repopulating the planet with his perfect genes.
But I digress because I was talking about the disaster that is Princess Pukes-A-Lot. (That one’s growing on me).
IMHO, last night was definitely the beginning of the end for them. Not only is she horrible under pressure, but she also made so many disparaging remarks about Will, I wouldn’t be surprised if they broke up before they left the building. My favourite part was the bit when she called him a know-it-all who actually knows very little. I’m basing that last bit on her not picking him as her phone-a-friend. Can you believe it? She’d pick Prince Arthur, that total wanker, over WILL FREAKING BANKS?
Seriously stupid.
Anyway, onto me and Will’s moment together when I was selected to ask him a question during the Q&A at the end of the show. The way his eyes locked on mine when I was questioning their relationship—there was DEFINITELY something between us. It’s like the entire world disappeared and it was the two of us alone and he just knew that I’m the one who truly gets him. Sigh.
That was the single greatest moment of my young life. It was the beginning for us. I know it was.
He’ll dump her sorry arse so we can be together forever. There’s no way someone who grew up so spoiled and sheltered could ever be the right girl for him.
And to my darling Will, I say this:
It’s fine if you want to have your fling with the pretty princess. I don’t mind, really. Because soon you’ll grow bored of her pathetic, weak-stomached, boring self, and you’ll be ready for a real adventure girl—and that’s where I come in. I’ll be waiting right here for you, Will. Always. Knowing my chance with you is right around the corner,
The future Mrs. Will Banks
COMMENTS:
WillGirl25: Get in line. I was there last night too, and I didn’t notice any spark between the two of you. But truth be told, there was no spark between the two of them either, so I guess there’s hope for the rest of us. Princess Pukes-A-Lot all the way for me.
Reply: FutureMrsBanks: You’re clearly blind if you didn’t see what was going on between us. Blind, I say!
ChickPea411: She was awful last night. A total disaster. I can’t believe how quickly she sold him down the river after everything he’s tried to do for her. And honestly, how much dramatic vomiting can one person do? And the gagging? Pu-lease! She should just go back to her daddy’s house and live out the rest of her days cross-stitching and sipping tea. My vote is for Princess Useless Face.
Reply: FutureMrsBanks: Right??! Seriously! She might as well have called him stupid to his face. And she bought him a yacht? How desperate does a woman have to be to buy a guy a yacht? Like for reals.
RealHouseWivesRock: LOL! You nailed it. I’ve never seen two people worse for each other in my life. I give it a week, tops. Also, I vote for Princess Pukeface. It has a better ring to it.
