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Arthur - 17 Weeks
Email from Dylan Sinclairto Prince Arthur, Princess Tessa
RE: Gender Reveal Extravaganza
Dear Prince Arthur and Princess Tessa,
I understand you will be having the ultrasound this week and would absolutely love to see you use this as an opportunity to generate excitement about the baby. As such, I'm proposing a gender reveal extravaganza in which you announce on live television the gender of the next heir to the throne. We could have a camera crew in the ultrasound room for maximum interest. Should you decide to go that way, it would be best if we could have the ultrasound done during prime time, and I'll need two days to make arrangements with the folks at ABNC. Let me know ASAP so I can pull this all together for you.
Don't say no to this brilliant opportunity. You won’t regret it.
Ciao,
Dylan
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EMAIL FROM PRINCE ARTHURto Princess Tessa
RE: RE: Gender Reveal Extravaganza
Hard no on this crap, yes? BTW, you look beautiful today.
A
Email from Princess Tessa to Princess Arthur
RE: RE: Gender Reveal Extravaganza
Yes to the hard no. Do you want to find out if it’s a boy or a girl? And how do you know what I look like? You were out the door before I got up this morning.
T
Email from Prince Arthur to Princess Tessa
RE: RE: Gender Reveal Extravaganza
Because you’re absolutely beautiful every day so it stands to reason that today would be no different. And I don’t think I want to know. Call me old-fashioned, but I like the idea of being surprised. You?
I’ll write the coke-head back.
A
Email from Princess Tessa to Princess Arthur
RE:RE: Gender Reveal Extravaganza
Best. Husband. Ever.
T
P.S. Ditto on the surprise thing. Finding out early feels like peeking at your presents two weeks before Christmas—exciting for half a second, followed by regret that you spoiled all your own fun.
Email from Prince Arthur to Dylan Sinclair, cc: Princess Tessa
