Page 213 of The Roommate Mistake


Font Size:

Empty.

The dogs aren’t even barking.

And then I hear it.

Voices.

Dad’s office down the hall.

I don’t pause.

I don’t think.

I don’t check a calendar, because why the fuck would I?

And that’s my fatal mistake.

That’s absolutely my fatal mistake.

Because it’s Tuesday.

And when I burst into my dad’s office, ready to go off like a banshee…

I find the two of them cuddling on his office couch.

Buck naked.

39

Holt

There’sa red sports car outside Roland Keating’s house. A familiar red sports car with its owner’s girlfriend leaning against the driver’s side door.

Goldie doesn’t look surprised to see me as I hop out of my Jeep. “Ziggy’s been trying to call you.”

Shit.

My phone doesn’t ring through when I’m driving. Some setting I haven’t fixed yet since the last operating system update. “She inside?”

“Yeah. We got here about thirty seconds ago.”

A scream emanates from inside the house, and that’s all it takes.

I’m in motion, busting through the front door, following the raised voices through a maze of hallways because the house is freaking ridiculous.

I don’t process the words—just the voices—until too late.

Too late being when I’m diving through an open door, following the sound of Ziggy’s high-pitched shrieks, to find?—

Fuck me.

Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me.

“Naked Tuesday,” I gasp, looking up at the ceiling.

“Holt?”

“Don’t look. Shield the baby’s eyes. Where are you? I’ll cover your eyes.”