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My vagina’s expectations of sex for the rest of my life have been reset with just his fingers.

Oh my god.

As for the rest of what I want—I’m just this side of shaky at knowing we nearly got caught naked in a restaurant kitchen, but the thrill.

The thrill.

And one very, very delicious chocolate chip cookie on top of it.

“I’m not done with you,” I tell him around a mouthful of cookie.

Again, he doesn’t answer.

But I catch the way his lips tip up in the corner.

Theo Monroe isn’ttrouble.

He’s troubleand more.

And I’ve only just started discovering themore.

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Theo

My balls are blue.My cock is permanently hard. And Laney Kingston has ruined me for all other womenever.

I knew this would happen. I knew I was already at the tipping point of falling for her. I knew it would barely take a nudge before I’d be tumbling head over heels all over again, dreaming, wishing,hopingthat this will end differently than it would’ve in high school, even though I know better.

I know I’m a vacation fuck.

I know I’m a moment of breaking free.

I know she’ll go back into the cute little perfect box she’s supposed to live in the minute her plane touches back down in Denver in a few days, and I know the day she hears what I do for a side hustle, she’ll be horrified with herself.

But I’m still mellow as a fucking mushroom as I open the bungalow door for her.

She’s happy.

Glowing.

Relaxed.

That’s what matters.

Right now, she’s happy.

Tomorrow, I’ll care that I’m happy too. But a quick shower with a nice little yanky-yanky on the ol’ dick will go a long way to fixing my junk, at least.

At least, that’s the plan until I look inside the bungalow. “Fuck,” I gasp.

The door’s open.

The kittens’ bedroom door.

It’s open.

My heart stops. The bottom of my stomach drops out.