My face flushes hot. “I have this theory that when you can have whatever you want anytime you want it, nothing’s as special as it could be if it was an honest-to-god treat. Not to be allI can afford anything,but—”
A breathy moan cuts me off.
A breathy, female moan, followed by a deep, “Fuck, yes, give me that hot, wet pussy all over my big, hard, massive dick.”
Cooper’s eyes go wide.
Mine too.
He dives for the corner again.
“Oh, god, plumber-man, you have the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.”
“My name is Stanley. Say it. Say my name.”
“Stanley. Oh, god, STANLEY. Stick it in me, pipe boy. Let me ride your—”
There’s a softpop, and then silence. The disco ball’s still turning.
“What—” I start, but I stop when I realize Cooper’s entire face has gone pink.
“I probably shouldn’t have planted that speaker that made farm animal noises under my brother’s bed when I was home last month.”
At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said.
He’s mumbling. And yanking more cords out of outlets. And moving to tap on the control screen near the front door.
The sound system starts again, and that has to be someone faking an orgasm.
It has to be.
I’ve never screamed like that during sex in my entire life. I’ve neverwantedorneededto scream like that during sex in my entire life.
There’s a banging like a headboard hitting a wall.
More banging like the neighbors are disturbed on the soundtrack.
More banging like he’s totally railing her.
She goes soprano.
I try to stifle a giggle. Doesn’t work, so I head for the food tray.
Do not choke on a cracker, Waverly. Do. Not. Choke. On. A. Cracker.
The sound abruptly shuts off again, and I’m still trying so hard to not laugh that I inadvertently snort spit out of my nose.
“Sorry,” Cooper mutters. “I know you hate pranks.”
It’s true.
I do.
I toured once with an artist I won’t name who went as overboard as I hear Cooper likes to, and I’ve had a strictno prankspolicy on my tours ever since I got big enough to make the rules.
But watching Cooper squirm as he gets some of his own medicine?
Can’t deny this is amusing.
