Tully
Dylan! Go delete that comment in the fam thread. Dad’s in there!
Dylan
You think Dad doesn’t know what sexual tension is?!
Tully
Of course he does. He just doesn’t need to hear about ours.
Dylan
Are you having some sexual tension, Tully? Is that what you’re saying?
Tully
My sexual tension is handled just fine, thank you very much.
Goldie
Ew! Should I tell you all about how Milo and I are working out any hints of sexual tension we might have? Every. Single. Night.
Tully
I am scarred for life. No, you should not breathe another word of this, Goldie.
Goldie
Thought so. Goes both ways, fellas.
Noah
Camden, you’re being awfully quiet.
I notice that you are as well, Noah. Why is that?
Noah
My hand works just fine.
Goldie
Milo’s hand works better than any hand I’ve ever had.
Dylan
That’s going too far!
Tully
I just threw up
Noah
Sorry. I guess I asked for that.
Goldie