What are y’all doing? I was supposed to go on a date with Randall but we got into a huge fight
Mazi
Let me guess. It was over some bullshit, as always
Serena
I was studying with my friends, and he got mad at me because a guy was there too.
What a dumbass ! Do you wanna come over? I’m cooking dinner. We can have a girls’ night.
Mazi
Yes! Come over, please. We can watch Beauty Within, the new romcom that just came out on Netflix!
Serena
Okay! I’ll be there soon.
“I can’t get over how good that bourbon chicken was,” Serena says.
“Right? It’s way better than what they have at the food courts in the mall. You would put them out of business,” Mazi agrees.
A smile pulls on my lips. “Glad you ladies liked it.”
We’re sitting in the living room with face masks on, sipping on wine. Mazi and I are already almost done with our second glass, but Serena has barely put a dent in her first.
“This movie is kinda boring.” Mazi groans.
“Yeah, I’m not feeling it either,” I agree. “The love interest isn’t doing it for me.”
“Right? He’s so cringey,” Serena says, wrinkling her nose at the screen. “I brought this new card game I got the other day! Do y’all wanna play it?” Reaching in her bag, she pulls out a box that saysUnhinged. It has a pink lip-bite icon on it and an 18+ sticker at the bottom.
“Ooh, this looks juicy!” Mazi guzzles down the last drops of her wine and sets her glass on the table.
“So we each pull out a card, and we all have to go around and answer. It’s just a fun way to get to know each other,” Serena says. “Do you wanna pull the first card?” She opens the box and hands it to Mazi.
“Yes, please!” she says, pulling a card from the middle. My muscles tense and my heart hammers in my chest. “What is your current body count?” Mazi reads from the card.
Okay, that one’s not so bad. My pulse slows to a normal rhythm and I sink back on the couch, relaxing a bit.
“Geez, I’m too drunk to think right now. Twenty? Maybe thirty? Who knows?” Mazi says, laughing.
“I’ve only been with two,” Serena says. “But I don’t know if I count the first guy because he was really small and I could barely feel it.”
“How small was it?” I ask.
She holds her two pointer fingers a couple of inches apart to show us. Mazi and I burst out laughing.
“Oh, babe, I’m so sorry you lost your virginity to a guy that had a dick the size of a peanut.” Mazi pours more wine in her glass. I lift my glass to her, and she fills it up too.
“Did he at least go down on you?” I ask.
She shakes her head. “No. And Randall barely goes down on me, either. When he does, it’s for five seconds, and then he wants to stick it in.”
“What the fuck!” Mazi gasps. “So you’ve never orgasmed by getting eaten out? You are missing out!”
“I’ve never orgasmed. Period. At least not from a man…” Serena looks away and takes a sip from her glass.
