Zane
Is it true your mom is dating Enzo’s uncle Rocco? Does that mean she’s done with your dad for good?
Arsen
I did not know that Enzo’s family is like Mulvaney family. So charitable that people say they must be secret criminals.
Ever
Yeah. They say Rocco is kind of a mobster. The whole Conti family is like mafia.
Seven
Just because my boyfriend’s family is Italian doesn’t mean they’re in the mob.
Though, to be fair, the more he learned about Enzo’s family, the more he was pretty sure theywerethe mob. He hit send, then read back what he’d written, only then comprehending what he’d said. His heart rate skyrocketed.
Fuck. They were not going to let that slide.
Cree
Boyfriend?
Felix
Since when?
Ever
Squeeeeee
Shiloh
daslkfjds;lkfjds;lkjfls;dkfjs;ldj BOYFRIEND?
Arsen
Wow. I thought you would hold out longer than this. Weak.
Seven
Fuck you, smurf boy. You wifed up your boyfriend six seconds after you yanked him out of the closet. I’ve known Enzo for eight months. That’s like five years compared to how fast you all move.
Nico
Maybe we should just ixnay the oyfriendbay conversation for a while? Someone’s a little sensitive today.
Seven
My mom was just arrested. Excuse me if I’m freaking out a little.
Levi
Do not invoke your mother’s name to keep us from prying into your love life. It won’t work, especially since we know Enzo volunteered to take care of his “future mother-in-law” pro bono.
Seven
How did you know about that?
