“Why should we have shame? We’re hot and people pay us to fuck each other. What is the problem?” Arsen asked. “I’m mechanic. He works in bookstore. It’s not like our jobs can’t handle the potential scandal.”
“The money we make streaming is gonna get us a house someday. A real one,” Ever said wistfully, then his face collapsed as he looked up at Arsen. “Not that I don’t like our apartment now.”
“How did this go from us making fun of Seven to discussing Arsen and angelface’s sex life?” Mal asked. “And dragging my brother into it.”
mod_PettyinPlateMail: I always forget they’re brothers.
“We can multitask,” Levi muttered.
On screen, Nico swung a greataxe at one of the hounds. “I heard his mic alone cost, like, three hundred bucks. Did youreallyneed that? Like, what are you gonna do, ASMR your quest logs?”
Seven gave him the finger. “It was a surprise, asshole. I didn’t custom make this myself.”
“No, your sugar daddy just handed over his black card to his brothers and let them build you my dream system,” Levi crowed. “Like…what the fuck? That’s Mulvaney money right there.”
“I’m hardly a billionaire,” Enzo said around a soft chuckle. “But…he’s worth it.”
One of Seven’s arrows went rogue at Enzo’s comment. He whipped around to stare at him. Enzo smiled, but his eyes were on the chat.
gaybydragonborn: He doesn’t even talk loud and I STILL hear him in my ovaries.
bruisedbutblessed: Who gave this man permission to breathe near a mic? I’m ovulating through mykneecaps.
mod_PettyinPlateMail: Mods are down bad. There are no survivors.
enemies_to_lovers: OH MY GOD! MARRY HIM ALREADY
toadstoolwitchery: Enzo is my dream boyfriend. Tell the truth. He’s not real. He’s some kind of AI deepfake. Nobody looks like that and has money and is that generous.
“He’s real,” Seven said smugly. “Fucks like a stallion, too.”
Enzo choked on his own spit, causing the others to laugh.
NobodyUKnow: Wait. I went to grab a snack. What’d I miss?
enemies_to_lovers:Seven’s sugar daddy bought him a new PC and knows how to fuck too.
NobodyUKnow: So your sugar daddy pays for your ass in computer parts?
“Myboyfriendbought me a computer because helovesme. The ass I gave him for free,”Seven said.
Enzo barked out a surprised laugh. This generation had literally no shame. They just said whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. But given the way the tips were pouring in, apparently people were willing to pay for their candor. If this was what they made just streaming a game they were only half-playing, Enzo couldn’t begin to imagine what Arsen and Ever made by gaming without restrictions.
“Did it show up in packaging that smelled like money?”Nico asked.
“My ass?” Seven shot back. “Today, it showed up wrapped in couture, so…technically, yes.”
Nico rolled his eyes. “I meant the computer, you dick.”
“I wouldn’t know,” Seven said, tone smug. “It was already set up when I got home.And, as previously stated, I showed the appropriate level of gratitude. Right, Daddy?”
Enzo smirked. “Enthusiastically.”
NobodyUKnow: Did he just call him Daddy? Like…in front of the whole of Beyonce’s internet?
“Fuck!” Seven shouted asthe ghost’s form reconstituted with a roar, swinging his sword at Seven’s character. Arsen dove in, shield raised just in time.
“Shielding your delicate ranger again. What a surprise,” Lake said.
