“Hey. Stop making out while I’m tanking!” Lake shouted.
Enzo assumed Lake was the one on the right currently being gnawed on by one of the two boney canines.
“Yeah, right,” Levi muttered. “Seven’s been a walking puddle of drool since the day they met. I don’t think that’s stopping any time soon.”
“Yeah, they were even making fuck-me eyes at each other in front of a bunch of tri—” Nico snapped his lips shut, eyes going wide, before correcting himself. “Um, important foreign business associates.”
Mal snorted, then muttered, “Smooth.”
“I don’t want to hear shit from you,” Seven said, pointing a finger at Nico. “Not after the amount of times I’ve walked in on your freaky little sex games. If the world knew just how fucking weird you two are…” He trailed off, shaking his head.
“Really?” Ever said, sounding breathless. “You’re so lucky.”
“You don’t have to voice every pervy thought you have,besenok,” Arsen said, dropping a kiss to the top of the boy’s head. “Save it for Joystick.”
Ever beamed.
“Can’t believe you and angelface over there are porn stars now,” Nico crowed.
“We are not. We just sometimes prefer to game with fewer…restrictions,” Arsen countered.
“Porn stars?” Enzo whispered in Seven’s ear.
That was news to him.
“Yeah,” Seven said quietly, lips twitching up at the corners. “They like to stream on an app that’s kind of like OnlyFans and Twitch had a baby. Ever doesn’t look like it, but he’s quite the little slut.”
Ever giggled at that.
Enzo frowned, trying to imagine how those two very separate interests went hand in hand. “What the hell does one do on a platform like that?”
“Well, if you’re those two whores, you game naked and sometimes blow your boyfriend while he playsStardew Valley,” Nico said.
“Wait, doesn’t Shiloh also playStardew Valleywith Ever?” Lake asked. “Does that mean Shiloh is on Joystick, too? Are they on Joysticktogether?”
He made a shocked face, then smirked, driving a sword through the spectral king.
gaybydragonborn: The amount of money I would pay to watch Shiloh and Ever roleplay some of the pervy storylines in Stardew Valley fanfics.
NobodyUKnow: They’d be so fucking hot together
enemies_to_lovers: There’s no way they’ve never fooled around. Look at them. The money they’d make on OF or even Joystick would be insane.
mod_PettyinPlateMail: Shut up and take my money
The look on Lake’s face told Enzo he knew full well that Shiloh was not on Joystick, but that didn’t stop Levi from narrowing his eyes at the camera. “Don’t be a dick.”
Shiloh looked at Ever with interest. “We never thought of that before.”
Ever’s smile was downright diabolical. He looked back at Arsen, blinking up at him with wide eyes. Arsen grinned down at the boy with love bleeding from his gaze.
“So, you’re saying I can’t make out with Ever for money?” Shiloh asked innocently.
“Baby, you can do whatever you want,” Levi said. “You know that. I mean, we can add it to the bucket list…as long as Arsen doesn’t mind.”
Arsen just shrugged. “Whatever my baby wants.”
“Look at them. They have no shame,” Nico teased, leaning back against Mal.
