That smug bastard.
I want to scream, but someone pulls up to the window to order. I know it won’t look great if they see me losing my shit in here just because my neighbor is determined to send me spiraling.
After only a couple more hours, I’m closing up and my phone goes off again. I glare at it like it’s a bomb about to detonate. I don’t want to see what could be waiting on there for me because lately, it hasn’t been great.
Threats I want to challenge and demands I’m tempted to follow. That is not what I should be feeling.Noneof what’s been happening should have my mind so scrambled. Somehow, my life has turned into some weird alternate reality where Wes is trying to get into my pants, and I kind of want to let him.
I dare a glance at my phone, and see that it appears to be safebecause it’s a text from Lily in the group chat. She’s not addressing me specifically, but I still read the message. If you don’t want it read by everyone, you don’t put it in the group chat.
Lily: Sutton! How’s the honeymoon going? Hope you’re having a good time *winking emoji*
Sutton: We are, actually. It’s nice to be up in the mountains relaxing.
Lily: I bet you are relaxing…relaxing on your new husband’s pecker.
Sutton: Do not call it a pecker. I’m leaving.
Sutton has left the chat.
Lily has added Sutton to the chat.
Lily: Bailey, where are you? Back me up.
Bailey: I’m not backing up you using the word “pecker.”
Lily: Is it because you haven’t gotten to relax on a certain neighbor’s pecker? *side eye emoji*
Bailey: Now I’m leaving.
Bailey has left the chat.
Lily has added Bailey to the chat.
Lily: You bitches don’t get to leave me that easily, now someone better tell me something interesting. I’m bored out of my mind here.
Sutton: You first! Have you heard from Parker or anything to do with his pecker recently?
Lily: That was just rude.
Lily has left the chat.
Bailey: Should we even add her back?
Sutton: Let her sweat it out for a minute.
Bailey: She’s relentless.
Sutton: No kidding. I love her, but she’s a lot. Be thankful you weren’t around for the jelly bean story.
Bailey: …I don’t even want to know.
Sutton: No, you really don’t.
Sutton: Think enough time has passed?
Bailey: Yeah, probably.
Sutton has added Lily to the chat.
