Liam: Okay, I just looked it up, now I’m going to puke for real
Kendall: *more laughing emojis*
Liam: Okay, I took a break for a couple days, I think I’m ready to dive back in
Kendall: Aww proud of you. You get an A+ for effort
Liam: Damn. The tension between Anne and Wentworth is THICK
Kendall: So good, right?
Liam: These two still have it bad for each other, it’s so obvious.
Liam: I officially hate the cousin fucker dude.
Kendall: Thank you for making me spit up coffee in a staff meeting while I was trying to discreetly read your text
Kendall: Coffee everywhere. All my coworkers thought I was choking
Liam: Lol sorry
Liam: Seriously though, CF is a piece of shit.
Kendall: CF?
Liam: That’s what I’m calling the cousin fucker from now on.
Kendall: You could just call him by his name, William Elliot
Liam: Nah, I like cousin fucker better. It has a certain ring to it.
Liam: But I’m shortening it to CF so I don’t make you choke again
Kendall: *laughing emoji*
Kendall: I appreciate the consideration
Liam: God, I hate CF. He made Mrs. Smith’s husband go into debt. And he totally screwed her over. Didn’t leave her anything when her husband died. What a crook.
Kendall: Yeah, he’s the worst UGH
Liam: Oh shit…
Kendall: What? Is everything okay?
Liam: Wentworth eavesdropped on Anne and heard her say she still has feelings for him!
Kendall: Wow, you’re reading so fast. You’re already almost at the end
Kendall: I love that part!
Liam: Couldn’t help it, I got sucked in
Liam: Okay, he’s gonna tell her how he feels now
Liam: Wait, he writes her a letter? Why doesn’t he just tell her how he feels?
Kendall: Letters were pretty common during that time.
