The laptop screen glowed faintly as Arden sank into the couch, Dot’s bar odor clinging to her like a film: grease, smoke, a trace of old bourbon.
This place wasn’t much, but it had been hers.
Until now.
She scrolled past another overpriced, undersized listing. Her finger hovered over the browser’s close button, frustration creeping in.
But then…
ROOMMATE WANTED:
FUN, FRIENDLY & NO SERIAL KILLERS, PLEASE!
Arden blinked.
Despite herself, a flicker of amusement cracked through.
She clicked.
Hi there!
Are you tired of scouring the city for a place that doesn’t feel like it’s plotting against you? Look no further!
My name’s Penny, and I’m looking for a roommate who loves good vibes, bad movies, and the occasional wine-fueled karaoke night (no talent required, just commitment).
The Apartment: 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, sunlight galore (perfect for plants or existential crises). Located in a safe, weirdly charming neighborhood. Cats own the sidewalks.
Rent: Not terrifying.
Bonus: I’m a graphic designer, so the place is always changing. Cookies show up mysteriously. And yes, I own too many throw pillows.
What I’m Looking For: Someone reliable, semi-chaotic in a fun way, and down for glitter emergencies. Must tolerate loud playlists and strong opinions about cereal brands.
If this is your vibe, message me with your go-to karaoke song. Mine is Total Eclipse of the Heart. No shame.
Arden stared at the screen,then smiled.
Not forced.
Not faint.
Real.
It wasn’t the rent that hooked her.
It was the voice.
Whoever Penny was, she wasn’t renting a room. She was building a life.
And maybe Arden wanted in.
Hi, Penny. Your ad made me laugh, and that felt rare. I don’t usually sing for anyone but my steering wheel, but I’ll clap for Total Eclipse and pretend Zombie is in my range.
Penny: OMG. Yes. Anyone who respects Zombie and karaoke gets full roommate points. Tell me you’re okay with glitter and cats and you’re basically approved.
Glitter is fine as long as I’m not part of the cleanup crew. Cats are negotiable. But I’m more sarcasm than sparkle.
Got it. Glitter containment crew: Activated.
