RIFF…
RIFF:Harmony Marie Sonora Murphy (Wikipedia lists your double surname under your birth name), born December 18, 1996. No mention of your favorite color, although I’ve noticed you wear a lot of … I want to say … dark pink?
HARMONY:Magenta.
RIFF:I’ll try to remember that.
HARMONY:Is your favorite color … blue?
RIFF:Army green.
HARMONY…
HARMONY:I see here on your Wiki that you were born March 4th and your middle name is James.
HARMONY:Looks like we both got one of those generic middle names that goes with everything.
RIFF:Thank goodness. With first and last names like ours, we have to have something mainstream to balance them out.
HARMONY:Yeah, I guess a name like Harmony Evangeline Catarina Sonora Murphy (which my parents actually considered because of my two grandmothers) would be a lot.
RIFF:It would have been a beautiful mouthful.
HARMONY:Thanks?
RIFF:Mine was also partly for James Taylor and Jim (James) Croce.
HARMONY:I would not have expected that.
RIFF:I like to defy expectations.
HARMONY:Your mom likes to defy expectations. (Since I’m guessing she picked your name.)
RIFF:Wow. Bringing back “your mom” jokes.
HARMONY:I thought the manner in which I did it was creative.
RIFF:It was.
HARMONY:What else should we know about each other? Favorite food?
RIFF:Pepperoni pizza. Can’t beat a classic. You?
HARMONY:Street tacos. Al pastor. But like STREET street tacos, like from a shabby truck in a sketchy part of town, and whoever’s making them doesn’t speak a word of English.
RIFF:You mean the kind where you expect diarrhea but it’s totally worth it.
HARMONY:Yes, those kind.
HARMONY:How about toxic traits? I’m guessing one of yours is proofreading every text message or email at least twice before you send it, and then again afterward.
RIFF…
RIFF:Are you some kind of witch?
HARMONY:Plenty of people think so.
RIFF:I’m going to guess that one of your toxic traits is … putting a playlist on shuffle but still skipping the songs to get to the one you really wanted to listen to.
