First one to defend my honor
Never asking who’s to blame
Like when you told off that guy Connor
And you punched that loser Shane
You volunteered to knock me up
So I can be a mom
You drive me slowly in your truck
’Cause you know it keeps me calm
You keep an eye on my blood sugar
Always leaving snacks around
I have to put in the word booger
It’s the only rhyme I found
This time, he lets out a tiny snort, so I don’t even need to lift my eyes from the paper.
You let me decorate your house
On National Spaghetti Day
You promised you would be my spouse
And I would marry you today
You make me feel like family
When I need it the most
You laugh at my profanity
And make me midnight toast
You put me first in every way
And always make me laugh
I trust you more than I can say
You are my better half
You’re so protective of my heart
And say I need a prince
But I loved you from the very start
And have done ever since
You’re everything I’ll ever need
