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Is that a real question?

Yes, Sunshine. I'm really asking you a real question.

I've watched it twenty-seven times. Give or take.

Maybe you should play the role of the prince.

Hold up. We need to be clear on this. Are you playing Humperdinck, or Westley?

Um. I don't know.

It is imperative that you clarify.

Hold, please.

Noelle says Westley.

Dodged a bullet.

???

Read the script and figure it out for yourself. Or, even better, watch the movie.

I am not watching a movie titled The Princess Bride by myself.

Why? You're an actor. It's part of your process.

Not happening.

You have to watch it. I command it.

I'm not watching it alone.

Do you need a friend to watch it with you? I'll hold your hand during the scary parts.

A movie with a sweet title has scary parts?

The R.O.U.S part is gross.

Should I know what that stands for?

Rodents Of Unusual Size

Seriously?? What am I getting myself into?

Prepare to be amazed.

Or I could read the IMDB.

INCONCEIVABLE.

Chapter 27

Daisy

Just because Dukehas approved mydalliance, doesn't mean I'm going to rush out and have one.

It might be true that it's been a very long time since I felt the touch of a man in a way that isn't perfunctory or parental.