Katherine: Uhm…no…the girls and I are chilling.
Jack: Watching a movie?
Katherine: Something like that.
Jack: Wanna come over afterwards? Make sweet passionate love.
Katherine: Jack Heathcliff can make sweet passionate love?
Jack: I don’t just bang.
Katherine: I’ll take your word for it. As nice as the offer is, I can’t. Late night with the girls.
Jack: You’re missing out. I can order pizza and ice cream.
Katherine: I have four tubs in my freezer, so you ordering them is not a flex.
Jack: I’d love to lick ice cream off of you.
Katherine: I’d be too sticky.
Jack: I’m going to make you sticky anyway. :P
Katherine: Really?
Jack: Hey, I’ll be sticky as well. We can shower together.
Katherine: No thanks!
Jack: And here I was thinking you’d say yes please.
Katherine: You wish.
Jack: I do…
Katherine: Well, sorry, but I have to go now…
Jack: Call me later?
Katherine: We will be up til late.
Jack: I’ll wait up.
Katherine: I’m not coming over.
Jack: Was it that bad?
Katherine: Yes…okay no, but I don’t want you to think that this is going to be a thing…we’re not going to be enemy banging.
Jack: I think the term is hate banging and I don’t hate you, so for me it was never that.
Katherine: It was a lapse of judgment. A mistake.
Jack: Then make more mistakes. I’m still thinking of you on your knees blowing me. That was hot.
Katherine: I’m out.
Jack: I’d like to be in…