Leo Mills: This is EXCITING
Leo Mills: [GIF of Cam and Gloria from Modern Family shaking their chests in excitement]
Leo Mills: Our boy is getting a girlfriend. New squad member alert!
Emily Cole: We don’t know that for sure
Leo Mills: Come on, babe, yes we do. He’s a Gastright. You of all people know we’re irresistible.
Sadie Stewart: Leo MILLS
Leo Mills: Gastright on my mama’s side, princess
Sadie Stewart: LOL fair
Leo Mills: And I’ll have you know the Mills side of the family is a sexy bunch of bastards, too, so I have a double whammy of amazing genetic sex appeal
Emily Cole: I mean, yeah, you’re not wrong. Sexy Gastright bastards
Eli Gastright: I win in your eyes, though, right, babe?
Emily Cole: Hell yeah you do [Heart eyes emoji x 3]
Eli Gastright: [Wink emoji]
Leo Mills: HEY, I’m right here, and this hot tamale has feelings, you know?
Emily Cole: LOL sorry Leo
Leo Mills: It’s cool, I know you’re only being polite to your fiance. I’m your favourite, it’s known.
Leo Mills: And we’re getting off topic. DEAN’S GIRLFRIEND. What do we know about her? Other than her very pretty and very Irish name. Ooh. Does she have a sexy Irish accent? [Fire emoji]
Eli Gastright: Just let him work things out for himself
Leo Mills: This was way more fun when we had the EmEli group and you weren’t in it, harshing my buzz by being all sensible
Leo Mills: Alright, everyone, all joking aside, come on
Eli Gastright:Wait, what?You had an EmEli group?
Leo Mills: We need to make sure she’s not the type who would hurt him. It’s Dean, FFS. He’s been through enough heartbreak and pain for fifty lifetimes and I’m not going to just stand by and watch any more happen to him, fuck that
Leo Mills: He doesn’t need his heart broken on top of everything else he has to deal with, and I want to do everything I can to protect him
Emily Cole:<3
Sadie Stewart: Aww, Leo
Leo Mills: Yes, ladies, I am VERY adorable, but back to the point at hand
Eli Gastright: I get you, Frère. I want to protect him, too. But we can’t wade in here. This is incredibly personal, and it’s not cool to interfere. We cannot invade his privacy.
Leo Mills: Who said interfere? I just want to meet the woman
Eli Gastright: You say that, but you know you’ll freak her out
Leo Mills: No I won’t! I’ll be super nice and on my best behaviour
